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Blog will never stop!

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People keep on asking me this blog will close and it will not, feel free to come back post something and it will always up until the future. I will never forget 2006's 2TA4!! Keep in touch and will never forget you guys. Just watched Casino Royale yesterday and it's quite cool, a new version 007, less sex scene, less gadget, haha. Just check out yourself and remember to reserve the ticket before you go to the cinema, it mayne full house just like I went there but I manage to get 2 tickets. Enjoy your holiday!


I MISS A4

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I MISS A4 !



This is the last post that I will ever do on this blog. It has been lots of fun to be a part of 2ta4. I owe a lot to my friends who made my Form 2 year lots of fun but unfortunately the year 2006 is coming to an end. Did I forget to mention that we lost in both the football and basketball tournaments? The winners of the competition were B2 and A5 respectively. The school once again, ate our money. The fee for the competition for each student, whether playing or watching, is RM1. In the end, the winners of each competition (c4 won the handball competition) will be rewarded with soft drinks. A can each for the whole winning class. What a CHEAP prize. After excluding all the costs, the school still earns a couple of hundred ringgit. CLHS stands for Cash-Lickin'-Horrible-School. On the bright side, we will no longer face Hee and Hunter(HAntu). Hee confessed that he is an evil-minded asshole and I am glad that we don't need to see him anymore. 2007 is a good and bad year. Bad because of PMR. PMR. PMR. PMR. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It has been nice to be a part of A4; even though we will be seperated, this blog will still remain. Once again, this is the last ever post that I have written- HAPPY HOLIDAYZ & GOOD LUCK IN UR PMR.


Ultimate Battle

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ShenYung, once again, made an accurate prediction. The first test saw our team draw 0-0 but we won narrowly on penalties thanks to goalie QiJia, who converted one of the penalties in the shootout that looked like a goal kick, and JunMin, who finished the final penalty. I consider ourselves lucky to have made it into the quarters bur we face a tough B3 side that won 3-0, all goals scored by the same guy! In basketball, we should be able to enter the final easily provided we can defeat C4. 3 of our v.i.p.s (very.important.players.) in football will have to play basketball as well which means that our chances of winning this tournament will be less. However, if luck is on our side, we may hold all of our opponents to penalties and win. Will we be victorious? Only time will tell as we prepare ourselves for the ultimate battle. The following statement was written in Webdings, see if you can decipher it...

No matter what the hell happens, nothing will get into our way as we will knock out all our bloody opponents and win this goddamned tournament!!!


The Battle of the Two "4"

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A4 v.s. B4

This is almost like the final test. Although our squad is not bad, we have a bad record against B4. In the last meeting with them, we lost 3-0 or 3-1 or something like that. Shaun will be playing with the condition that Vincent must play (damn Shaun). Should we draw, we'll have problems with penalties... Maybe I'm a bit too unconfident with our chances of winning. But I'm not the only one. Lem predicts a draw...0-0; Shaun the security guard predicts that our team will lose regardless of whatever the score is.


Final Test.

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I'd just like to wish everyone good luck in the final exam on Tuesday which consists of the hardest papers (*gasp*) I.T., Seni & P.J.. It is so hard that P.Agnes (not Bird) asked us to bring Seni buku teks on Monday. The hardest part is that it is going to be very hard to focus when studying. G' luck!

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Jokes about the blind.

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They tell us to menghormati hak golongan kurang-upaya, especially the blind. But what's the point of telling us not to write jokes about the blind when they can't even read a damn thing unless it is in Braille? Here are some jokes about the blind:

A. A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

B. One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"

C. A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind. The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was. The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!" The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"

D. There once was a blind man who decided to visit America. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in America." When he finally arrived in America, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in America." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"


Mathssssss Madnesssss

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4 = 5, true or false?

If your answer is false, I believe you.

If your answer is true, I believe you too.

Here’s why:

-20 = -20
16-36 = 25-45
(4)square -9(4) = (5)square -9(5)
(4)square-9(4)+81/4 = (5)square -9(5)+81/4
(4-9/2)square = (5-9/2)square
4-9/2 = 5-9/2
4 = 5

square means n times n.

Good luck in your exams, especially Maths on Thursday!


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